The List

Here is a list....I will have to fill in the gap with the stories later....and yes, each of them represents its own story

• Tornados and no rain and Ep is under the house
• The Fever
• Delayed Flight and RUN!
• MEMA, WE GO UP!!!
• No Bags and then All Bags But One
• Alamo x2
• Really, this is our house? Look Ep, look how big it is!
• IHOP aka never again
• I'm going to die before I get this vacation started!
• Harvey shows up in a t-shirt and shorts! No cowboy boots or hat! Whoaaaa.
• The great rental car swap
• Marcia saves $130 at Walgreens and $72 at Albertsons
• Starry Night
• Iguana
• I need to get some alcohol. There is alcohol under the sink. No, the drinking kind.
• Don't pass gas in the kitchen
• Where are Ep's swim trunks? The iguana is using them for cover or a fish is wearing them.
• Only option: ER
• I WANT TO SEE THE HECICACA (helicopter)
• WHO is this child? No really, who is he? I don't know him!
• I make the lobsters look pale
• Kale gets in the pool...kayak style
• That snake is headed for the garage!
• Quote from Chris: My kid will be so well behaved that everyone will think he is Amish!
• The return of Ep's swim trunks
• Look, there is the airport to our direct left...(insert 90 degree bank turn) and what are those beeping noises...oh look, we just landed!
• This flight is going to Albuquerque and its 22 degrees!
  
• ...and the other 12 things I have already forgotten...