Toilet Paper

Have you ever tried to ask for more toilet paper without using words? I have.

Well, I tried to use words...but the front desk clerk doesn't speak English.

I only know three words/phrases in Slovak: yes, good, thank you

None of those would get me toilet paper.

So, I walked around the counter, stood about 2 feet from her, squatted, and pretended to wipe between my legs.

Goodbye dignity, but I got toilet paper!!!