Sinner's Confessional

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Let's just start right off...

It was Not Me who said "Dear Lord" right in front of our two year old and then wanted to die of shame when he repeated it back to me. It was also Not Me who had to stifle a giggle at his pronunciation of it all.

It was Not Me who gave our two year old not one but two cookies this morning before 9am. It was Not Me who told my mom not to give them to him and then relented that he could have one and then caved and gave him two (one of each kind). Yep, totally Not Me!

It was Not Me who wanted to cause serious bodily pain to my husband last night for his totally botched effort at being a supporting husband (and father) right after our child had caused a mess in his bed. It was Not Me who threatened to kick his hind quarters (without using such a nice word for it) and its still Not Me who is still steaming over the whole thing.

It most definitely was Not Me who has enjoyed FOUR bowls of ice cream in the past four days.

It was Not Me who bought 35 containers of 20 count dishwasher detergent and 23 bottles of ketchup yesterday because it was such a good deal after coupons were used. (Note: my mom paid for it and some of it will be going to her house and some to my brother's apartment). It is not me who has enough dish detergent to last for at least 700 loads of dishes after yesterdays purchase was added to my previous stash.

It is for sure without a doubt Not Me who knows I have more moments to contribute to this madness but can't for the life of me remember what they are...